ROFLCon was enjoyable

I was invited to be a panelist at ROFLCon in Boston over the weekend. I met many people, some of whom are quite well known for internet fame, and such. It was enjoyable. You can read some of the things our panel said here. There's talk of there being another ROFLCon next year too. You should attend. It is fun. Also, Denny Blaze the Average Homeboy will autograph the back of your driver's license if you ask him nicely.

Sean Aiken the "one week job" guy'll be at the Inlet Theatre on Wednesday too.

That's a legit way to use an apostrophe right?: guy'll. Punctuation can be so interesting. Anyhow, Sean Aiken, the bloke who worked a different job every week for a year will be at the Inlet Theatre this Wednesday April 16 to talk about what it was like to work 52 different jobs in a year. Word on the street is that he might show some videos and such. I'm a huge fan of his project and can't wait to see what he's got to say. Not sure if he's going to bring that drum set, but I'm sure you can email him and put in a special request.

If you're just reading this for the first time, you can find out more info on the event by scrolling down a post!

have fun,

Kyle

I'm speaking at the Inlet Theatre in Port Moody B.C. Wednesday April 16

I'll be doing a nifty little slideshow presentation about one red paperclip at the Inlet Theatre in Port Moody Wednesday April 16 as a benefit for Crossroads Hospice. Crossroads is a an association close to our heart, as our Grandma was a beneficiary of their wonderful care. Also, the fact that legendary Vancouver anchorman Tony Parsons is involved with Crossroads sealed the deal. The presentation will run about an hour, there'll be some time for Q and A's and such afterwards. My mom will be hawking copies of one red paperclip, the book, so it'll be the perfect time to buy a copy of the book from the same person who cuts my hair. After that we can probably spill out of the theatre across the street to the St. James Well, as you do.

Here's the vital details:


One Red Paperclip
Presented by Crossroads Hospice Society and Scotiabank
Inlet Theatre, Port Moody
Wednesday April 16, 2008
7:00 - 10:00 pm
Tickets: $25
All proceeds go to Crossroads Hospice Society
Tickets may be purchased at these bookstores:
• Chapters in Coquitlam
• Reflections on Austin Ave.
• Dreamchaser Books on Barnet Hwy.
• Joyful Noise on Brunette Ave.
For more information call Jennifer at 604-945-0606


hopefully see you there!

Kyle

Guinness

So awhile back I was in a book store and I decided to leaf through the Guinness Book of World Records, as you do, and came across a fun little fact:

I am now the holder of a world record.




Yep, the Most Successful Internet Trade. A category I never knew existed, and I'm quite certain, never did. That's right, a brand new category. So I win by default. Which is still pretty cool. Let's get serious for a second here, it's not like trading red paperclips for houses is as established of a pastime as eating airplanes or growing cabbages.

I wonder if I'll get a certificate or a blue ribbon for this record. Maybe there'll even be a trophy! Imagine what that might look like.

Wow, I actually just noticed the Guinness Record Book has GLOW-IN-THE-DARK features! I have no idea what that means, but if it means an easier time reading about wonderful and amazing world records, in the dark, then I'm all about it. K, gotta go now. Gonna read the book. In the dark.

Have fun,

Kyle

They are driving 10 000 miles to ask Oprah for 1 dollar

...to help produce The 1 Second Film:





They're going up the east coast of the U.S. in a sweet bus right now to tons of events. Check them out here: www.roadtooprah.com

I can't fully explain how cool I think The 1 Second Film is. You can produce a Hollywood movie for a dollar, and be listed in the credits with some pretty heavy hitters. Sure, it's only 1 second long, but the documentary about the making of The 1 Second Film is going to run about 90 minutes, and play while all the producer credits roll up the screen. There's currently 8150 or so procucers of the film, and Nirvan Mullick, the driving force behind the whole thing is shooting to raise 1 million and 1 dollars. Become a producer! I am! It's tons of fun.

I can't wait to see what Oprah does.

Oh! Don't forget to tell Oprah they're coming!

have fun

Kyle

Ripley's Believe it or Not!

When I was a kid, or tyke perhaps, all I ever read was The Guinness Book of World Records and the Ripley's Believe it or Not! books. I liked facts and random stuff. A lot. I can pretty much still recite every record from the '88 world record book. Well, not really. But I liked it.

Well this year, I'm more than pleased to report that a two page spread (!) about the one red paperclip story is in Ripley's latest book: Ripley's Believe it or Not! ...The Remarkable Revealed



I'm in there among some pretty awesome stuff:
High school student’s best friend: Read about an amazing Welsh corgi who "understands" calculus! (pg. 122)

Relaxed Lizards: Meet 11-year old Lily Capehart who has the uncanny ability to hypnotize lizards. The lizards become so relaxed she is able to dress them up in outrageous outfits! (pg. 238)

All Tied Up: A true professional in the field of escapology, Dean Gunnerson is always dreaming up the next big escape. Whether he is entombed in wet cement or dangling upside down over the Grand Canyon – he continues to “push the envelope”! (pg. 130-131)

“Car Hurdler”: Jeff Clay was the winner of the 2006 Dear Mr. Ripley Contest. This Georgia man can perform the astonishing feat of hurdling – length-ways – over a car! Clay, who hurdles in the correct style of track athletes, also hurdles cars width-ways, and once jumped 101 cars that were lined up inside a track stadium in 38 minutes. (pg 152-153)

Butt its Art!: Avant-garde “butt print” artist Stan Murmer creates quite a stir with his unusual painting technique. (pg. 52)

And: Did you know....
* Jack Kerouac wrote the classic novel On The Road in 20 days, typing it onto a 119ft-long scroll!
* In 2006, a half-eaten egg salad sandwich from Britney Spears was posted on e-Bay by an unscrupulous waiter. The sandwich sold for $500.
* There are approximately 300 reported cases of New Yorkers bitten by rats in an average year. However, some 1,500 citizens are bitten annually by fellow New Yorkers!

Yep! A good year to be in Ripley's!

Video from Weekend Today on Sept 16

Thanks to everyone at Weekend Today on NBC! It was fun!

Kyle MacDonald on Weekend Today Sept 16 2007

FACT: This also marks the first time I was an opening act for a segment about getting a leg up on hair removal.

Have fun,

Kyle

Anyone in New York wanna trade Sunday Sept 16?

...and possibly be on national TV?

I'm going to be on the Weekend Today on NBC Sunday Sept 16th at about 8:20am. Just before I get to do a fun little chit chat on air, it looks like some trades are going to take place in front the studio in Rockefeller Plaza. I'll have books and other one red paperclip paraphernalia on me, and I'm very ready to part with all of it, for the right trade of course.

;-)

So, if you wanna trade, and you're in New York, and you can manage get up that early, then swing by the front of the NBC studios in Rockefeller Plaza and we can make a swap!

Also, bring large fluorescent-colored paper signs plastered with names of people you think are so cool.

Have fun,

Kyle

Jody Gnant's CD release party is on Friday Sept 14 in Phoenix

Remember Jody Gnant? Well, she's having a CD release party for her album Pivot, the one she recorded with the recording contract!

Buy Tickets Here!


Here's the details:

(Also more info on Jody's site.)

Party starts at 7:00 pm
1 East Jackson Street
Phoenix AZ 85001
USA
(602) 258-7880
Price: $10.00
$12.00 at the door


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Now there's a trader!

Good work George!

I'll trade you an official iPhone tool for that car!

have fun,

Kyle

one red paperclip, the book

Now available in all these places!
**(If you have links to other places to buy the book, please send them in!)

USA


Amazon.com
RandomHouse.com
Barnes & Noble
Borders
Allbookstores.com
Bestbuywebs.com
Wal-Mart
Buy.com
Biggerbooks.com
Google Products
Overstock.com
Powells.com
eReader
suncoast.com
Looney Tunes CD Store
Jepago.com
Booksamillion.com
SchoolFundStore.com
SHOP.COM
SuperBookDeals
eruditor

Canada

Random House Canada
Amazon.ca
Booklounge
Chapters/Indigo

UK/Ireland

Amazon.co.uk
Random House
Waterstone's
Tesco
HMV
Play.com

Quebec (Version Français)

Amazon.ca
Archambault
Renaud-Bray
Librairie Pantoute

Australia
Random House

New Zealand
Random House NZ
Real Groovy

Germany
Amazon.de

Netherlands
Bol.com

Japan
Amazon.co.jp

Links to buy in other countries coming soon!

Italy


France

Amazon.fr
alapage.com

Taiwan

China

Korea

Quebec Book Release Facts ... + MORE

Facts:

-The French version of the one red paperclip book is called: Un Trombone Rouge
-It is a very nice book
-This guy published it.
-He's a great guy.
-The book will be released in Quebec on Friday Aug 17.
-You can bid on a special autographed copy of Un Trombone Rouge here.
-This is the video I just made for the auction.
-All the money raised for the auction will go to L'hopital Ste Justine, Montreal's children's hospital.
-Which is really awesome.

-I spoke French in the video.
-Most people in Quebec speak French.
-This guy also speaks Hanglish.
-If you're the highest bidder for the auction, I'll guarantee to meet you in person on Monday Aug 20 and we can "trade".
-Unless you provide a private jet, then the trade-in-person guarantee only applies to the Greater Montreal Area.
-Quebec is more than twice as big as Texas.
-But most of that is probably tundra.
-Nobody knows.
-There is an "official" book release party Monday Aug 20 at 5pm at a bar called Bily Kun in Montreal.
-Bily Kun is located at 354 Mont-Royal est.
-I mispronounced Bily Kun in the video.
-Dom thought that was pretty funny.
-Here is a helpful map.
-If you can make it, you're more than invited to join the fun.
-I ate All Bran cereal for breakfast today.
-It was delicious.
-Again, here is the link to the eBay auction for the autographed book.

*Here's the + MORE:
-The book was released in Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa last week.
-It will be released in Canada and the USA on Tuesday Aug 21.
-More on that shortly.

Kyle

The World's Largest Red Paperclip!

That'sa, biga, reda, paper-clip, huh?

Measurements were taken on the spot for the Guinness World Record bid, and Kipling is now home to a red paperclip that is:

15 feet, 2 inches long
39 inches wide
Is constructed of 5 inch diameter solid steel
Weighs just shy of 4000 pounds
And holds paper! (And mounties.)

Word on the street is that Dubai was home to the previous world's largest paperclip. I think it's probably a good idea for Kipling to instigate a paperclip-off with Dubai, seeing that Kipling could also one day turn into a burgeoning trading metropolis overseen by billionaires hellbent on breaking every standing world record ever created. One day. Maybe.

So, I guess I need to say, bring it on Dubai!

Kipling's giant red paperclip is located just behind 503 Main Street in Bell Park, and can be enjoyed by children of all ages. (And Mounties) So swing on by!

More pictures here!

Have fun

Kyle

Richard and Judy clip from July 5th!

Come back shortly! Pictures of the world's largest red paperclip coming soon!

**It's really big! And red!

Kyle

The World's Largest Red Paperclip

Will be unveiled in Kipling Saskatchewan on Thursday July 12 at 3pm!

Hopefully see you there! And I'll try to get pics up here on the site as soon as possible afterwords!

Have fun

Kyle